Hilarious Tumblr Posts Prove "No Kids? No Problems."
In 1976, the U.S. Census Bureau began tracking the data of women between age 15 and 44 and whether or not they were having children. In 2014, 47.6% had never had children. It was the highest percentage of childless women ever recorded since they began tracking the data!
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Despite the normalization of child-free life, there still manages to be a ton of pressure to copulate. Tumblr users have decided to fight back with some of the wittiest and truthful posts we've ever seen regarding the topic. Who wouldn't want kids? A lot of people don't want kids! Wondering why? Let's see:
A valid point.
Made by Mr. Krabbs, nonetheless.
Fur-Babies
Puppies are much easier.
I'm not saying this is facts, but...
It's not not facts.
The most unexpected ending.
Worth every second of my time.
How dare you curse me so?
Can we not??
"I don't know that feel and I don't want to."
Birth control FTW.
A pizza baby sounds nice right about now.
The only question is whether or not we should allow pineapple on it!
EPIC
I’m in my mid-twenties, and honestly get so much hate over being childfree that I’ve started telling people I have an adopted daughter when they ask about my kids. I just conveniently leave out the fact that my adopted daughter is, in fact, a 40-pound sheep, one of roughly two dozen that live in my back yard.
It isn’t even a lie, I raised that lamb on a bottle from the day she was born, as far as she’s concerned I’m her mom. And as long as I’m vague enough, the problems of dealing with sheep sound totally believable as human toddler parenting problems. “Oh yeah, my daughter’s two, she always puts everything in her mouth.” “Ugh, my daughter is always climbing on stuff, I swear she’s part mountain goat!”
I live for seeing how long I can keep it up before someone asks to see a picture of my little darling. “Sure!” I say, “Here she is! Isn’t she adorable?” then relish the horrified confusion when they see this tiny little brown sheep like:
Speaking of CHOICES
Most of our decisions don't get this much flack, do they?
The Wiggles VS Italy
What an epic debate.
Oh, I'm sorry, were you going somewhere with that argument?
We seem to be on the same page.
Classic Response
Keep it simple.
How about NO
My face should say it all.